26-04-2008, 02:44 PM
Crack Found on Governor's Daughter - [Imagine that!]
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says - [No, really?]
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers - [Now that's taking things a bit far!]
Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? - [Not if I wipe thoroughly!]
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over - [What a guy!]
Miners Refuse to Work after Death - [No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so!]
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant - [See if that works any better than a fair trial!]
War Dims Hope for Peace - [I can see where it might have that effect!]
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile - [You think?]
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures - [Who would have thought!]
Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide - [They may be on to something!]
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges - [You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?]
Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge - [he probably IS the battery charge!]
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group - [Weren't they fat enough?!]
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft - [That's what he gets for eating those beans!]
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks - [Taste like chicken?]
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half - [Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors - [Boy, are they tall!]
And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says - [No, really?]
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers - [Now that's taking things a bit far!]
Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? - [Not if I wipe thoroughly!]
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over - [What a guy!]
Miners Refuse to Work after Death - [No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so!]
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant - [See if that works any better than a fair trial!]
War Dims Hope for Peace - [I can see where it might have that effect!]
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile - [You think?]
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures - [Who would have thought!]
Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide - [They may be on to something!]
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges - [You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?]
Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge - [he probably IS the battery charge!]
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group - [Weren't they fat enough?!]
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft - [That's what he gets for eating those beans!]
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks - [Taste like chicken?]
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half - [Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors - [Boy, are they tall!]
And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead