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An Englishman was walking down the street in Llandudno when he met Dai Davies standing beside a big strong horse.

"How much do you want for this horse?" asked the Englishman.

Dai Davies answered, "This horse doesn't look good these days."

The Englishman said, "I've been trading horses all my life and there's nothing a country boy like you can tell me about them. Just name your price and let me be the judge of what's good-looking and what's not."

"Two thousand pounds," said Dai.

"Deal," said the Englishman and bought the horse. When he was leading the horse, it walked right into a lamppost. The Englishman ran back to Dai and shouted,

"You didn't tell me this horse was blind!"

Dai said, "But I told you this horse didn't look good."

A wife was cooking a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.

Suddenly, her husband sneaks up alongside her at the kitchen hob.

'Careful,' he said, 'CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD!
You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!'

The wife was really angry and wild with him. 'What the hell is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?'
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The husband calmly replied, 'I just thought you'd like to see what it feels like when I'm driving and you chip in with advice.