Basingstoke Online Forum

Last night, whilst a few of us were in the pub, somebody - not in our party I hasten to add - had a case of bad wind. Now, we all agreed ( I think) that there was no need to just sit there and pass it, and the guilty person should have at least gone outside to do it. Which kinda led onto the question that I'm going to ask the rest of you, as we decided to do a poll !

Now, we all have the same bodily functions, 1 of which is usually smelly, and not nice for others that follow you into the toilet as poor Common found out during a toilet break. So what we wanted to know was, if your out and need a poo do you:-
A) Go home, it cause it aint nice for others that have to follow you in to the toilet....
B)Hold it in till you get home, praying you don't end up with a turtle-head...
or
C)go regardless, after all we all do it

he did pong a bit didnt he !!!

Well done Shell ! someone had to do it.

At last this forum is addressing again the big gritty issues that need discussing. Get stuck in. Forget the credit crunch, the bank crisis the American Election and terrorism this is the big one, Vote! global peace and harmony could depend on it.

Looks like most people will just let it rip !!

So there you go looks like most of the population of Basingstoke dont mind farting in public

This was a subject brought up on an old episode of Baddiel and Skinner Unplanned.

An audience member asked..

"Do you stand up or sit down to wipe?"

Who is brave enough to tackle this one?!!

(12-11-2008 08:52 PM)Albert Grumble Wrote: [ -> ]This was a subject brought up on an old episode of Baddiel and Skinner Unplanned.
An audience member asked..
"Do you stand up or sit down to wipe?"
Who is brave enough to tackle this one?!!

Whatever you're comfortable with. As you get older you tend to find easier and more efficient ways of doing even the most basic of tasks.
Example: Whilst pulling up you pants, pull your socks up too. Simple eh?

(13-11-2008 07:52 AM)Brian Wrote: [ -> ]Whatever you're comfortable with. As you get older you tend to find easier and more efficient ways of doing even the most basic of tasks.
Example: Whilst pulling up you pants, pull your socks up too. Simple eh?

OMG!!!....... What happened, when did I get old ????

(13-11-2008 08:56 AM)shell Wrote: [ -> ]OMG!!!....... What happened, when did I get old ????

With age, you also get some wisdom shell.

Always get home - no way are my bum cheeks sharing a toilet seat with some skank before me. In dire circumstances i have to do the toilet roll trick technique.....

Voted hold it in....reason being hold it in until you get home! lol