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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2008 01:14:39 +0100</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[WAI?[46&#93;]]></title>
			<link>http://www.basingstokeweb.co.uk/thread-533.html</link>
			<pubDate>Sun, 05 Oct 2008 18:45:46 +0100</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>bea stoker</dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[So, WAI?<br />
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[So, WAI?<br />
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			<title><![CDATA[WAI? - 45]]></title>
			<link>http://www.basingstokeweb.co.uk/thread-532.html</link>
			<pubDate>Sat, 04 Oct 2008 18:35:53 +0100</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>shell</dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[OK, no one else has posted, so here goes....[attachment=122&#93; Where am I?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[OK, no one else has posted, so here goes....[attachment=122] Where am I?]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Hi people!]]></title>
			<link>http://www.basingstokeweb.co.uk/thread-531.html</link>
			<pubDate>Sat, 04 Oct 2008 16:50:50 +0100</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>zzibwes</dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[I am a professional new here in Basingstoke working at Chineham Park and I am looking to take out a contemporary styled 2 bedroom house. I am looking for someone who I can live together with. Must be tidy and friendly!<br />
<br />
Richie]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[I am a professional new here in Basingstoke working at Chineham Park and I am looking to take out a contemporary styled 2 bedroom house. I am looking for someone who I can live together with. Must be tidy and friendly!<br />
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Richie]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[LCD Wall mounting bracket £5.00]]></title>
			<link>http://www.basingstokeweb.co.uk/thread-530.html</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 03 Oct 2008 18:35:11 +0100</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>m1cha3lp</dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[LCD Wall mounting bracket<br />
<br />
Anyone need one it will take a LCD tv upto 26” <br />
<br />
I got it off ebay but is no good for plasterboard wall, but will be ok for solid brick walls. Comes with screws needed to attach to tv]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[LCD Wall mounting bracket<br />
<br />
Anyone need one it will take a LCD tv upto 26” <br />
<br />
I got it off ebay but is no good for plasterboard wall, but will be ok for solid brick walls. Comes with screws needed to attach to tv]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[photographic shops in Basingstoke ?]]></title>
			<link>http://www.basingstokeweb.co.uk/thread-529.html</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 03 Oct 2008 11:46:58 +0100</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>m1cha3lp</dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[Hi all,<br />
<br />
Are there any good photographic shops in the local area ?? im after a new 15mm eye piece for a telescope. I did google it but didnt find any photographic shops apart from jessops <img src="http://www.basingstokeweb.co.uk/images/smilies/sad.gif" style="vertical-align: middle;" border="0" alt="Sad" title="Sad" />!!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Hi all,<br />
<br />
Are there any good photographic shops in the local area ?? im after a new 15mm eye piece for a telescope. I did google it but didnt find any photographic shops apart from jessops <img src="http://www.basingstokeweb.co.uk/images/smilies/sad.gif" style="vertical-align: middle;" border="0" alt="Sad" title="Sad" />!!]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Heroes and villains line up for the firework fiesta]]></title>
			<link>http://www.basingstokeweb.co.uk/thread-528.html</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 02 Oct 2008 17:03:55 +0100</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>seamatt</dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[The sky over Basingstoke will be lit up in a myriad of colours on 5 November, courtesy of the Mayor of Basingstoke and Deane. <br />
<br />
The annual Mayor’s firework display will this year be held on Wednesday 5 November at the War Memorial Park. Disabled parking will be available at Crossborough Hill. <br />
<br />
The music played will reflect this year’s theme of ‘heroes and villains’. Superhero music such as the Superman, Batman and Spiderman theme tunes will feature. Additional entertainments include a funfair and a 2TEN FM roadshow. <br />
<br />
The gates will open at 6pm and the fireworks display is scheduled to begin at approximately 7.30pm. <br />
<br />
The proceeds from the event will go towards the Mayor’s Charity Appeal 2008/9. Each Mayor chooses the charities to support during his or her year in office. This year’s charities are Macmillan Cancer Support, the National Association for Colitis and Crohn’s Disease, and Naomi House. <br />
<br />
Mayor of Basingstoke and Deane Cllr George Hood said: “The annual Firework Fiesta is always a wonderful family event. Why not bring your friends and family along and come and join in the fun? You’ll thoroughly enjoy the organised display and other bonfire night festivities, plus you’ll also be helping local charities.” <br />
<br />
Tickets will be on sale at the payments hall, in the Parklands Building at the council’s offices in London Road, Basingstoke, The Sports Centre, and the Hampshire County Information Centre next to the Library. It will also be possible to buy tickets online via <a href="http://www.basingstoke.gov.uk/fireworks" target="_blank">http://www.basingstoke.gov.uk/fireworks</a> and through the council’s Contact Centre on 01256 844844. Payments via Credit Card are acceptable. <br />
<br />
People who buy tickets in advance will be able to avoid the queues because certain gates will be set aside solely for their use. Further details also online. <br />
<br />
Adults tickets will cost £6 when bought in advance and £7 if purchased at the gate on the night of the event. Children’s tickets cost £3 when bought in advance and cost £4 on the night. Family tickets bought in advance will cost £15 and £18 when purchased on the night. <br />
<br />
On Thursday 6 November, anyone who has bought a £7 armband will be able to ride all the adult rides on the funfair as many times as they wish without further payment. Kiddies rides will cost £1 per ride. <br />
<br />
The funfair information line is 07836 226464. <br />
<br />
More information about the whole event can be found at <a href="http://www.basingstoke.gov.uk/fireworks" target="_blank">http://www.basingstoke.gov.uk/fireworks</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[The sky over Basingstoke will be lit up in a myriad of colours on 5 November, courtesy of the Mayor of Basingstoke and Deane. <br />
<br />
The annual Mayor’s firework display will this year be held on Wednesday 5 November at the War Memorial Park. Disabled parking will be available at Crossborough Hill. <br />
<br />
The music played will reflect this year’s theme of ‘heroes and villains’. Superhero music such as the Superman, Batman and Spiderman theme tunes will feature. Additional entertainments include a funfair and a 2TEN FM roadshow. <br />
<br />
The gates will open at 6pm and the fireworks display is scheduled to begin at approximately 7.30pm. <br />
<br />
The proceeds from the event will go towards the Mayor’s Charity Appeal 2008/9. Each Mayor chooses the charities to support during his or her year in office. This year’s charities are Macmillan Cancer Support, the National Association for Colitis and Crohn’s Disease, and Naomi House. <br />
<br />
Mayor of Basingstoke and Deane Cllr George Hood said: “The annual Firework Fiesta is always a wonderful family event. Why not bring your friends and family along and come and join in the fun? You’ll thoroughly enjoy the organised display and other bonfire night festivities, plus you’ll also be helping local charities.” <br />
<br />
Tickets will be on sale at the payments hall, in the Parklands Building at the council’s offices in London Road, Basingstoke, The Sports Centre, and the Hampshire County Information Centre next to the Library. It will also be possible to buy tickets online via <a href="http://www.basingstoke.gov.uk/fireworks" target="_blank">http://www.basingstoke.gov.uk/fireworks</a> and through the council’s Contact Centre on 01256 844844. Payments via Credit Card are acceptable. <br />
<br />
People who buy tickets in advance will be able to avoid the queues because certain gates will be set aside solely for their use. Further details also online. <br />
<br />
Adults tickets will cost £6 when bought in advance and £7 if purchased at the gate on the night of the event. Children’s tickets cost £3 when bought in advance and cost £4 on the night. Family tickets bought in advance will cost £15 and £18 when purchased on the night. <br />
<br />
On Thursday 6 November, anyone who has bought a £7 armband will be able to ride all the adult rides on the funfair as many times as they wish without further payment. Kiddies rides will cost £1 per ride. <br />
<br />
The funfair information line is 07836 226464. <br />
<br />
More information about the whole event can be found at <a href="http://www.basingstoke.gov.uk/fireworks" target="_blank">http://www.basingstoke.gov.uk/fireworks</a>]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Anvil]]></title>
			<link>http://www.basingstokeweb.co.uk/thread-527.html</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 02 Oct 2008 11:29:32 +0100</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Rhoda</dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[Just been on the Anvil website and Jimmy Carr is back!!!! <img src="http://www.basingstokeweb.co.uk/images/smilies/biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align: middle;" border="0" alt="Big Grin" title="Big Grin" /><br />
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There seems to be many familiar faces appearing there in the near future. <br />
<br />
Anyone going along to anything soon?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Just been on the Anvil website and Jimmy Carr is back!!!! <img src="http://www.basingstokeweb.co.uk/images/smilies/biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align: middle;" border="0" alt="Big Grin" title="Big Grin" /><br />
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There seems to be many familiar faces appearing there in the near future. <br />
<br />
Anyone going along to anything soon?]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Soft Claws and Soft Paws]]></title>
			<link>http://www.basingstokeweb.co.uk/thread-526.html</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 01 Oct 2008 22:07:43 +0100</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>shell</dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[I was browsing the net and came across this  website. At first it looked like some sort of  claw covering, designed to make your cat/dog look "cute" in the same way animal clothing is.<br />
<br />
Now, although not really my cup of tea, i was curious. What I saw absolutely appalled me. the idea is you CUT your pets claws down to the quick so you can put these plastic covers on, eliminating furniture/yourself being scratched. Good idea maybe?<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;">ABSOLUTELY NOT</span><br />
<br />
Maybe it's just me, but the whole idea of leaving a cat defensless without the use of it's claws, is down-right cruel.<br />
<br />
<a href="http://www.spuk.com/default.asp" target="_blank">http://www.spuk.com/default.asp</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[I was browsing the net and came across this  website. At first it looked like some sort of  claw covering, designed to make your cat/dog look "cute" in the same way animal clothing is.<br />
<br />
Now, although not really my cup of tea, i was curious. What I saw absolutely appalled me. the idea is you CUT your pets claws down to the quick so you can put these plastic covers on, eliminating furniture/yourself being scratched. Good idea maybe?<br />
<br />
<span style="font-weight: bold;">ABSOLUTELY NOT</span><br />
<br />
Maybe it's just me, but the whole idea of leaving a cat defensless without the use of it's claws, is down-right cruel.<br />
<br />
<a href="http://www.spuk.com/default.asp" target="_blank">http://www.spuk.com/default.asp</a>]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Disgusting]]></title>
			<link>http://www.basingstokeweb.co.uk/thread-525.html</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 01 Oct 2008 21:49:30 +0100</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Della</dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[I was totally disgusted to see a story on the BBC news about the behaviour of the police in Wales.  <br />
<br />
An officer had taken to parking his police van outside his house with 2 wheels on the pavement preventing a wheelchair bound neighbour from getting by.  His defence - he owned the pavement as it was a private road!  Well, maybe he did but I bet it is still a public right of way that should not be blocked.  Even if he owned it, how heartless is it to block in a disabled neighbour.  Vehicles should be parked on the road, not the pavement.<br />
<br />
In the ensuing row, the policeman alleged that the disabled man slapped his face twice so he arrested him for a public order offence.  How???  How on earth could a man in a wheelchair slap the face of a policeman standing up?  Was the policeman exceptionally short or was he leaning into the man's personal space?<br />
<br />
The scenes of the man being man-handled into the police van are disgusting.  Disabled people should be arrested if they commit a crime but this should be done with respect and dignity, not pulling them about because they cannot stand.<br />
<br />
To me this seems an abuse of power.  There are images of the badly parked police van and the man-handling of the disabled man during his arrest.  I doubt any action will be taken.  The uniform should signify exemplary behaviour and respect for others and this officer is a disgrace.<br />
<a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/7643747.stm" target="_blank">http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/7643747.stm</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[I was totally disgusted to see a story on the BBC news about the behaviour of the police in Wales.  <br />
<br />
An officer had taken to parking his police van outside his house with 2 wheels on the pavement preventing a wheelchair bound neighbour from getting by.  His defence - he owned the pavement as it was a private road!  Well, maybe he did but I bet it is still a public right of way that should not be blocked.  Even if he owned it, how heartless is it to block in a disabled neighbour.  Vehicles should be parked on the road, not the pavement.<br />
<br />
In the ensuing row, the policeman alleged that the disabled man slapped his face twice so he arrested him for a public order offence.  How???  How on earth could a man in a wheelchair slap the face of a policeman standing up?  Was the policeman exceptionally short or was he leaning into the man's personal space?<br />
<br />
The scenes of the man being man-handled into the police van are disgusting.  Disabled people should be arrested if they commit a crime but this should be done with respect and dignity, not pulling them about because they cannot stand.<br />
<br />
To me this seems an abuse of power.  There are images of the badly parked police van and the man-handling of the disabled man during his arrest.  I doubt any action will be taken.  The uniform should signify exemplary behaviour and respect for others and this officer is a disgrace.<br />
<a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/7643747.stm" target="_blank">http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/7643747.stm</a>]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Craft Group?]]></title>
			<link>http://www.basingstokeweb.co.uk/thread-524.html</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 01 Oct 2008 12:38:27 +0100</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>shell</dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[I have a friend whose mum passed away recently. Whilst sorting out her mums house, my friend has come across absolutley yards and yards of lace and material. She has asked me to try and find somewhere to pass all of this onto. In particular something like and old peoples club where they make stuff for various charities, or a self-help group for the mentaly-handicapped/stroke victims etc.etc.<br />
<br />
I was wondering if anyone knew of such a group? The main thing she wants is for it to be put to good use where it can help people, as opposed to someone having it to sell on.<br />
<br />
Any ideas?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[I have a friend whose mum passed away recently. Whilst sorting out her mums house, my friend has come across absolutley yards and yards of lace and material. She has asked me to try and find somewhere to pass all of this onto. In particular something like and old peoples club where they make stuff for various charities, or a self-help group for the mentaly-handicapped/stroke victims etc.etc.<br />
<br />
I was wondering if anyone knew of such a group? The main thing she wants is for it to be put to good use where it can help people, as opposed to someone having it to sell on.<br />
<br />
Any ideas?]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Hilarious Quotes]]></title>
			<link>http://www.basingstokeweb.co.uk/thread-523.html</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 01 Oct 2008 12:31:30 +0100</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>shell</dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[It may be that your whole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.<br />
<br />
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.<br />
<br />
At least you're not being rectally probed by aliens.<br />
<br />
What if, at this very moment, you are living up to your full potential?<br />
<br />
The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take this milk. Why do we drink *cow* milk?? Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, "I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze 'em.<br />
<br />
My favorite poem is the one that starts "Thirty days have September" because it actually tells you something.<br />
<br />
Eat a live toad first thing in the morning, and nothing worse can happen to you the rest of the day.<br />
<br />
Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!<br />
<br />
Do not believe in miracles, rely on them.<br />
<br />
We all can't be heroes. Somebody has to sit on the sides and clap as they go by.<br />
<br />
I don't have a solution but I admire the problem.<br />
<br />
My ambition is to live forever - so far, so good!<br />
<br />
Don't follow in my footsteps, because I run into a lot of walls.<br />
<br />
Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting.<br />
<br />
Don't talk about yourself so much... we'll do that when you leave.<br />
<br />
If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.<br />
<br />
This morning I looked down at my unmade bed and decided that it was art in another medium and I should not destroy it.<br />
<br />
If you can't say anything nice...come sit by us.<br />
<br />
Know what I'm thinking? No. Neither do I; frightening, isn't it?<br />
<br />
If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.<br />
<br />
Never say "OOPS!" always say "Ah, Interesting!"<br />
<br />
This isn't burger king, you can't have it your way.<br />
<br />
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.<br />
<br />
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried befor]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[It may be that your whole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.<br />
<br />
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.<br />
<br />
At least you're not being rectally probed by aliens.<br />
<br />
What if, at this very moment, you are living up to your full potential?<br />
<br />
The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take this milk. Why do we drink *cow* milk?? Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, "I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze 'em.<br />
<br />
My favorite poem is the one that starts "Thirty days have September" because it actually tells you something.<br />
<br />
Eat a live toad first thing in the morning, and nothing worse can happen to you the rest of the day.<br />
<br />
Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!<br />
<br />
Do not believe in miracles, rely on them.<br />
<br />
We all can't be heroes. Somebody has to sit on the sides and clap as they go by.<br />
<br />
I don't have a solution but I admire the problem.<br />
<br />
My ambition is to live forever - so far, so good!<br />
<br />
Don't follow in my footsteps, because I run into a lot of walls.<br />
<br />
Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting.<br />
<br />
Don't talk about yourself so much... we'll do that when you leave.<br />
<br />
If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.<br />
<br />
This morning I looked down at my unmade bed and decided that it was art in another medium and I should not destroy it.<br />
<br />
If you can't say anything nice...come sit by us.<br />
<br />
Know what I'm thinking? No. Neither do I; frightening, isn't it?<br />
<br />
If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.<br />
<br />
Never say "OOPS!" always say "Ah, Interesting!"<br />
<br />
This isn't burger king, you can't have it your way.<br />
<br />
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.<br />
<br />
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried befor]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Members List]]></title>
			<link>http://www.basingstokeweb.co.uk/thread-522.html</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 01 Oct 2008 08:33:12 +0100</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>shell</dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[WoW the layout of the members list is brilliant. Much better than just a list of names like we had before.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[WoW the layout of the members list is brilliant. Much better than just a list of names like we had before.]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[W.O.R.K.   Warning!]]></title>
			<link>http://www.basingstokeweb.co.uk/thread-521.html</link>
			<pubDate>Mon, 29 Sep 2008 18:35:50 +0100</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Tenzin</dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[<span style="font-style: italic;">This doesn't affect me I was inoculated long ago hic! but  thought I'd better warn others <img src="http://www.basingstokeweb.co.uk/images/smilies/cool.gif" style="vertical-align: middle;" border="0" alt="Cool" title="Cool" /></span><br />
<br />
This warning came to me today.<br />
Please take care and act responsibly.  <br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
The Centre for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK).<br />
<br />
If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT.<br />
<br />
This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.<br />
<br />
Take two good friends to the nearest store and purchase one or both of the antidotes:<br />
<br />
Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and<br />
<br />
Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER).<br />
<br />
Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.<br />
<br />
You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font-style: italic;">This doesn't affect me I was inoculated long ago hic! but  thought I'd better warn others <img src="http://www.basingstokeweb.co.uk/images/smilies/cool.gif" style="vertical-align: middle;" border="0" alt="Cool" title="Cool" /></span><br />
<br />
This warning came to me today.<br />
Please take care and act responsibly.  <br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
The Centre for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK).<br />
<br />
If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT.<br />
<br />
This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.<br />
<br />
Take two good friends to the nearest store and purchase one or both of the antidotes:<br />
<br />
Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and<br />
<br />
Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER).<br />
<br />
Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.<br />
<br />
You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Paul Newman 1925 to 2008]]></title>
			<link>http://www.basingstokeweb.co.uk/thread-520.html</link>
			<pubDate>Mon, 29 Sep 2008 18:19:20 +0100</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Tenzin</dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[I’m not  really in to celebrity but   did notice  that  Paul Newman  had died aged 83 I guess many of  us  enjoyed  his films and I guess many  of  us will  be  revisiting   these    films over the next  few months.  Its  is said    he     shunned  the  glitzy  Hollywood lifestyle and  the trappings  of fame. Anyone  that  was on  Presidents Nixon's ‘enemy  list’   was likely  to get my  vote. <br />
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What interested    me most however  was the    unique way    he   made  money  for charity I  had been  aware  for     a long time of a  salad dressing  brandishing    his    face  on  the bottle with the brand name  of Newman's Own.  <br />
<br />
Apparently he  enjoyed making  salad    dressings   for  himself and his friends. Out of this in  the early    eighties ‘Newman's Own’ brand salad dressings was  developed, he agreed that  his  name and face could be used  if  all the profits   went  to  charity this  year alone around £13,000,000 will be given away. <br />
<br />
Have a look at the web-site   in my opinion   unlike many,  he is a celebrity worth  celebrating  not only for his entertaining films, but for   what   he stood for  and his philanthropy.<br />
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<a href="http://www.newmansown.com/" target="_blank">http://www.newmansown.com/</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[I’m not  really in to celebrity but   did notice  that  Paul Newman  had died aged 83 I guess many of  us  enjoyed  his films and I guess many  of  us will  be  revisiting   these    films over the next  few months.  Its  is said    he     shunned  the  glitzy  Hollywood lifestyle and  the trappings  of fame. Anyone  that  was on  Presidents Nixon's ‘enemy  list’   was likely  to get my  vote. <br />
<br />
What interested    me most however  was the    unique way    he   made  money  for charity I  had been  aware  for     a long time of a  salad dressing  brandishing    his    face  on  the bottle with the brand name  of Newman's Own.  <br />
<br />
Apparently he  enjoyed making  salad    dressings   for  himself and his friends. Out of this in  the early    eighties ‘Newman's Own’ brand salad dressings was  developed, he agreed that  his  name and face could be used  if  all the profits   went  to  charity this  year alone around £13,000,000 will be given away. <br />
<br />
Have a look at the web-site   in my opinion   unlike many,  he is a celebrity worth  celebrating  not only for his entertaining films, but for   what   he stood for  and his philanthropy.<br />
<br />
<a href="http://www.newmansown.com/" target="_blank">http://www.newmansown.com/</a>]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[What 'IS' happening in Basingstoke]]></title>
			<link>http://www.basingstokeweb.co.uk/thread-519.html</link>
			<pubDate>Mon, 29 Sep 2008 15:40:04 +0100</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Tenzin</dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[What's  happened to   the    promoters  and   performers  that  used to  post in  this section.  We used  to  be kept informed  of local  stuff    and  it  worked. I  and  others often  went  to      the events  and   venues     promoted    in  this  section. <br />
<br />
I'm not sure if its   laziness on  my behalf   or  its  just  hard   to  find  information  on  whats  on in Basingstoke. I  haven't  been to   much in Basingstoke   for  a while.  I'm still  going  out when  I can afford it  ( credit crunch blues ) but  for  some   reason   find  myself travelling to   other towns.<br />
<br />
Let hope      we  can  get  this section  going  again!  if  you want an audience it may be  worth it <img src="http://www.basingstokeweb.co.uk/images/smilies/shy.gif" style="vertical-align: middle;" border="0" alt="Shy" title="Shy" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[What's  happened to   the    promoters  and   performers  that  used to  post in  this section.  We used  to  be kept informed  of local  stuff    and  it  worked. I  and  others often  went  to      the events  and   venues     promoted    in  this  section. <br />
<br />
I'm not sure if its   laziness on  my behalf   or  its  just  hard   to  find  information  on  whats  on in Basingstoke. I  haven't  been to   much in Basingstoke   for  a while.  I'm still  going  out when  I can afford it  ( credit crunch blues ) but  for  some   reason   find  myself travelling to   other towns.<br />
<br />
Let hope      we  can  get  this section  going  again!  if  you want an audience it may be  worth it <img src="http://www.basingstokeweb.co.uk/images/smilies/shy.gif" style="vertical-align: middle;" border="0" alt="Shy" title="Shy" />]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Anvil Acoustics]]></title>
			<link>http://www.basingstokeweb.co.uk/thread-518.html</link>
			<pubDate>Mon, 29 Sep 2008 14:42:41 +0100</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Tenzin</dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[A   week  back  I  went  to see  Russel  Howard  at the   Anvil   now I’m  told  he’s very  funny  however at the Anvil it was hard to  tell as  it  was very difficult   to  follow  50%+  of  what  he said. <br />
<br />
I thought     it  must be  me, you know  age  related hearing loss and Tinnitus,  on leaving    my  companion  remarked she  had problems   too. At least   it  was  clear I  had not     suffered a sense  of humour  failure.  Ironically others     were  overheard complaining   they  had missed  a lot too.  <br />
<br />
Has anyone else  had  this  problem  at the Anvil   I  have  never been  impressed  with  the venues acoustics at  music  events  but  it's passable   but  this  was  the first  one-man  show I’ve been too   in  the  main auditorium.  <br />
<br />
I will  think  twice about  going  again. Did I  complain  ?  well no  as     it  was a treat  for  my birthday   and so not my place and I  didn't purchase the tickets.<br />
<br />
Was  this  a one off ? How   do  others  feel  about  the  Anvil   and  the   shows  they have seen / heard  there.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[A   week  back  I  went  to see  Russel  Howard  at the   Anvil   now I’m  told  he’s very  funny  however at the Anvil it was hard to  tell as  it  was very difficult   to  follow  50%+  of  what  he said. <br />
<br />
I thought     it  must be  me, you know  age  related hearing loss and Tinnitus,  on leaving    my  companion  remarked she  had problems   too. At least   it  was  clear I  had not     suffered a sense  of humour  failure.  Ironically others     were  overheard complaining   they  had missed  a lot too.  <br />
<br />
Has anyone else  had  this  problem  at the Anvil   I  have  never been  impressed  with  the venues acoustics at  music  events  but  it's passable   but  this  was  the first  one-man  show I’ve been too   in  the  main auditorium.  <br />
<br />
I will  think  twice about  going  again. Did I  complain  ?  well no  as     it  was a treat  for  my birthday   and so not my place and I  didn't purchase the tickets.<br />
<br />
Was  this  a one off ? How   do  others  feel  about  the  Anvil   and  the   shows  they have seen / heard  there.]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Old Skool Basingstoke]]></title>
			<link>http://www.basingstokeweb.co.uk/thread-517.html</link>
			<pubDate>Mon, 29 Sep 2008 13:48:51 +0100</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Jane Doe</dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[What do you always say that gives you away as and Old Skool Basingstoker.... my old man who moved down from Kent about 18 years ago looks blank when I talk about:<br />
<br />
The Lido (not the Leisure park)<br />
<br />
The Tech College (not BCOT as it is now known) <br />
<br />
the Owen and Owen carpark (now known as the Anvil carpark).<br />
<br />
He does remember the days before the M3 and he and his family had to leave Kent at about 3 in the morning to go to Bournemouth, going through Guildford on the A30 - when we used to go the over way to visit family in Sittingbourne it used to take an age and we always had the "who can spot the AA building first" game in the back of the car as kids <img src="http://www.basingstokeweb.co.uk/images/smilies/biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align: middle;" border="0" alt="Big Grin" title="Big Grin" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[What do you always say that gives you away as and Old Skool Basingstoker.... my old man who moved down from Kent about 18 years ago looks blank when I talk about:<br />
<br />
The Lido (not the Leisure park)<br />
<br />
The Tech College (not BCOT as it is now known) <br />
<br />
the Owen and Owen carpark (now known as the Anvil carpark).<br />
<br />
He does remember the days before the M3 and he and his family had to leave Kent at about 3 in the morning to go to Bournemouth, going through Guildford on the A30 - when we used to go the over way to visit family in Sittingbourne it used to take an age and we always had the "who can spot the AA building first" game in the back of the car as kids <img src="http://www.basingstokeweb.co.uk/images/smilies/biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align: middle;" border="0" alt="Big Grin" title="Big Grin" />]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Footie Chat]]></title>
			<link>http://www.basingstokeweb.co.uk/thread-516.html</link>
			<pubDate>Mon, 29 Sep 2008 12:53:18 +0100</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Jane Doe</dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[Non footie fans are not allowed to come on here and moan about us talking about football...... <img src="http://www.basingstokeweb.co.uk/images/smilies/tongue.gif" style="vertical-align: middle;" border="0" alt="Tongue" title="Tongue" /><br />
<br />
So then who will win the premiership then?  Will Spurs go down (sorry 40 licks couldn't resist).  Rangers or Celtic for the SPL? <br />
<br />
Reading to come up?  I hope so.<br />
<br />
Should Fergie have retired when JT fell over and gone out on a high?<br />
<br />
Should we have a Team GB for London 2012?  I would love to see it happen as a one off but it won't happen.<br />
<br />
Are you worried about all the clubs being sold to overseas owners?  I am I think Roman will get bored in a couple of years and bugger off and we're end up like Leeds.<br />
<br />
How many dodgy pens in that diver from Portugal gonna win this season?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Non footie fans are not allowed to come on here and moan about us talking about football...... <img src="http://www.basingstokeweb.co.uk/images/smilies/tongue.gif" style="vertical-align: middle;" border="0" alt="Tongue" title="Tongue" /><br />
<br />
So then who will win the premiership then?  Will Spurs go down (sorry 40 licks couldn't resist).  Rangers or Celtic for the SPL? <br />
<br />
Reading to come up?  I hope so.<br />
<br />
Should Fergie have retired when JT fell over and gone out on a high?<br />
<br />
Should we have a Team GB for London 2012?  I would love to see it happen as a one off but it won't happen.<br />
<br />
Are you worried about all the clubs being sold to overseas owners?  I am I think Roman will get bored in a couple of years and bugger off and we're end up like Leeds.<br />
<br />
How many dodgy pens in that diver from Portugal gonna win this season?]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Asda Basingstoke]]></title>
			<link>http://www.basingstokeweb.co.uk/thread-515.html</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 14:23:51 +0100</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>basingstokeroyal</dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[In god's name sort it out.  This store is sadly deterioating and fast.  Can they not get any staff in anymore?  I am not joking when i say that the last 3 nights i have been there i have continually witness...<br />
<br />
1.  Checkouts 6 deep with customers and the small items one 16 deep.  Yes i know exactly because i waited so long that i counted!<br />
2.  Only 6 out of 24 checkouts open.<br />
3.  Basic food produce not on the shelves anymore.<br />
4.  Continual large congregation of kids in and out of the doorway.<br />
5.  No baskets or trollies.<br />
<br />
I will add to this list as i go on.  This has the makings of a new look Robert Grieg.  I would go elsewhere if it was not so damn convenient but the time it took me last night to get the basics i could of gone to the Hypermarket in Havant and back in time before i would of been served.<br />
<br />
Roll on new Tesco's at this part of town!!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[In god's name sort it out.  This store is sadly deterioating and fast.  Can they not get any staff in anymore?  I am not joking when i say that the last 3 nights i have been there i have continually witness...<br />
<br />
1.  Checkouts 6 deep with customers and the small items one 16 deep.  Yes i know exactly because i waited so long that i counted!<br />
2.  Only 6 out of 24 checkouts open.<br />
3.  Basic food produce not on the shelves anymore.<br />
4.  Continual large congregation of kids in and out of the doorway.<br />
5.  No baskets or trollies.<br />
<br />
I will add to this list as i go on.  This has the makings of a new look Robert Grieg.  I would go elsewhere if it was not so damn convenient but the time it took me last night to get the basics i could of gone to the Hypermarket in Havant and back in time before i would of been served.<br />
<br />
Roll on new Tesco's at this part of town!!]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[time]]></title>
			<link>http://www.basingstokeweb.co.uk/thread-514.html</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 09:24:12 +0100</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>bea stoker</dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[odd, can't seem to get the time right on forum, if I select 'GMT and auto detect DST' the time's one hour slow, if I select 'GMT+1 and auto detect DST' the time is one hour fast. Never used to have any trouble.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[odd, can't seem to get the time right on forum, if I select 'GMT and auto detect DST' the time's one hour slow, if I select 'GMT+1 and auto detect DST' the time is one hour fast. Never used to have any trouble.]]></content:encoded>
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